Louis Simpson

Man its so nice to lie in, watched Alan Partridge knowing me knowing you and its a good laugh, unlike Anchorman, the legend of ron burgundy, which is senseless shit and a complete waste of a tenner. That said

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without knowing who they were we paid £27.50 each to go see Embrace, luckily they were ace and supported by Hard Fi! We knew some of their songs! woo! I can now say that I have seen someone LIVE other than my first ever concert when I was a kid..... PJ and Duncan, lets get ready to rumble!

I might have found a publisher for my book. I have a question! want to know more? then check out www.ihaveaquestion.co.uk

Im just sorting through all of the photos on my pc. Deleting all of the porn that my little brother managed to 'accidentaly download while he was doing his homework'. Then I found our Pub Golf Photos!

Here we all are outside of the club house!
This was one of the best nights out that I have had with my mates. I was mor than just your average piss up.

How to play - Find a 9 pubs in your local town, these will be your holes
Each hole then gets a PAR and a Drink

For Example our list started

Barley - Pint of Choice - Par 3
Shazbar - JD and Coke - Par 2
Old Ale House - Pint of Ale - Par 1

This means that at the Barley you can choose your drink and you have to down it in no more than 3 tries. For every extra attempt you take you go a point over PAR, the person with the least points over Par by the end of the course wins!

Extra Rules
1 Person should be appointed chairman and all disputes will go through them

Dress Code
Golfing attire and glove

When ordering drinks
You must introduce yourself fully, 'Hello my name is Louis Simpson'

If asked 'anything else?' You must respond with 'a bucket of balls'

No hole should take more than 20 minutes, its up to the chairman to move the party along

On our night out the contestants were
Ace
Morty
Squeely
Franko
DH
LoueLoui

The clear winner after all 9 pubs was Adam (Ace) we began the games at 7.30, hit the club at 10, with an aim of being home at 1.30. Adam was home by 11. He didnt fall below par on a single hole and by 10 this was showing. No longer able to form sentences or stand he was dragged into a golf buggy (taxi) and escorted home. Where the following photos were taken.

May have also had something to do with us putting 4 extra shots in his drinks along the course!
Congrats to the winner!

Ok guys, welcome to my blog, I will write about the goings on in my life and other little bits and bobs that peple might find useful! I may review stuff, if I do it wont be professionaly done, it will be my honest, no doubt blunt opinion. Umm Enjoy my life